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Alleged head of a thieves’ guild based somewhere in eastern Parity Lake. Once a simple enforcer, he recruited allies and established himself as a power player. The Kell guild is said to be responsible for great amounts of industrial smuggling, petty theft and extortion, burglary, and murder for hire.
The only thing we need to know about Lorcan Kell is that he is an insufferable brute. A disgusting, contemptuous mouth-breather who has a ridiculously over-inflated sense of his own self-importance.
The man has has only survived through the base cunning of the somewhat competent people with whom he has, no doubt through imbecilic luck, managed to surround himself.
Thanks anonymous, I’d like to take this moment to thank you for thinking of me. It doesn’t matter what you say, just know that I am untouchable. There were a few who made the mistake of thinking I wasn’t, and I made sure they understood.
And their family, their friends, that neighbor that said hi to them once. The best part? Over fifty witnesses and nothing happened. This is how I survive.
Always on your mind anonymous, Lorcan Kell.