"This reminds me of the time I... "
You may have never seen him, but everyone has heard of Rock Rackus. A one-time dock worker, Rackus stumbled his way to national celebrity through his wild stories and rowdy behavior. He claims to have looted treasures in the Malice Lands, traveled to the moon, and cuckolded the fey king of the Unseen Court. Conservative elements in society view him as a menace, while the dockers see him as a rising star, but no one knows his personal politics. His diamond encrusted gold pistol is the only visable credit to any of his wild stories.